History of the Beer Papacy

Pope Eric
Coronated on the Eighteenth of January the Year Two Thousand and Nine
Self-Proclaimed through donning of ceremonial vestments and
shedding of clothing

The Original Beer Pope

Pope Rooster I
Coronated on the Ninteenth of July the Year Two Thousand and Thirteen
Ordained by The Master after falling to sleep on a rock in center field

Pope Hammer I
Coronated on the Second of August the Year Two Thousand and Fourteen
Ordained by the Master after crushing the ball to deep left center field

Pope Rooster II
Coronated on the Thirty-first of May the Year Two Thousand and Fifteen
Ordained by Coach for the miracle of the first in-game digestive
evacuation

Pope Rooster II, not feeling so well…

Pope Reverend I
Coronated on the Eighth of November the Year Two Thousand and Fifteen
Ordained by the Hammer after seceding from his own team and
allowing a routine single to become a grand slam

Pope Wildcat I
Coronated on the Twelfth of November the Year Two Thousand and Sixteen
Chosen by the Beer Gods, ordained by the Rocket

Our Current Beer Pope

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