Pope Eric
Coronated on the Eighteenth of January the Year Two Thousand and Nine
Self-Proclaimed through donning of ceremonial vestments and
shedding of clothing
Pope Rooster I
Coronated on the Ninteenth of July the Year Two Thousand and Thirteen
Ordained by The Master after falling to sleep on a rock in center field
Pope Hammer I
Coronated on the Second of August the Year Two Thousand and Fourteen
Ordained by the Master after crushing the ball to deep left center field
Pope Rooster II
Coronated on the Thirty-first of May the Year Two Thousand and Fifteen
Ordained by Coach for the miracle of the first in-game digestive
evacuation
Pope Reverend I
Coronated on the Eighth of November the Year Two Thousand and Fifteen
Ordained by the Hammer after seceding from his own team and
allowing a routine single to become a grand slam
Pope Wildcat I
Coronated on the Twelfth of November the Year Two Thousand and Sixteen
Chosen by the Beer Gods, ordained by the Rocket
Pope Rooster III
Coronated on the Second of June the Year Two Thousand and Eighteen
Ordained by The Coach after loosing his bat between swings
due to lack of wherewithal brought on by excessive drinking
Pope Master I
Coronated on the Ninteeth of January the Year Two Thousand and Ninteen
Ordained by The Rocket after gaining the ability to alternate between double and single vision
whilst heavily intoxicated
Pope Elsinore I
Coronated on the Thirty-first of August the Year Two Thousand and Ninteen
Ordained by Hammer for the miracle of an in-game digestive
evacuation following a post strike out beer chug
Pope Colonel I
Coronated on the Thirty-first of December the Year Two Thousand and Twenty
Ordained by Coach for the miracle of exhibiting elite fielding prowess
whilst undergoing heretofore unseen levels of inebriation
Pope Reverend II “The Reluctant”
Coronated on the Fifteenth of January the Year Two Thousand and Twenty One
Ordained by Hammer after failing in his attempt to set a new beer consumption record, forgetting to run out a ground ball leading to a double play, and becoming thoroughly inebriated and unresponsive
Pope Rooster IV “The Berserker”
Coronated on the Sixteenth of January the Year Two Thousand and Twenty One
Ordained by Hammer for reaching record levels of drunken stupidity, by diving into bramble while naked and barefoot in a vain attempt to make a catch.
Pope Student I “The Ignominious”
Coronated on the Sixteenth of January the Year Two Thousand and Twenty Two
Ordained by Hammer for reaching heretofore unseen levels of drunkenness, arguing (as the batter) with the pitcher that he should be pitching, and committing two beer fouls in a single inning.
Pope Rooster V “The Pocket”
Coronated on the Second of April the Year Two Thousand and Twenty Two
Ordained by Hammer for becoming so drunk that he committed a beer foul, then lost the beercone, searched for it for over five minutes before realizing it had been in his pocket the entire time.