History of the Beer Papacy

Pope Eric
Coronated on the Eighteenth of January the Year Two Thousand and Nine
Self-Proclaimed through donning of ceremonial vestments and
shedding of clothing

The Original Beer Pope

Pope Rooster I
Coronated on the Ninteenth of July the Year Two Thousand and Thirteen
Ordained by The Master after falling to sleep on a rock in center field

Pope Hammer I
Coronated on the Second of August the Year Two Thousand and Fourteen
Ordained by the Master after crushing the ball to deep left center field

Pope Rooster II
Coronated on the Thirty-first of May the Year Two Thousand and Fifteen
Ordained by Coach for the miracle of the first in-game digestive
evacuation

Pope Rooster II, not feeling so well…

Pope Reverend I
Coronated on the Eighth of November the Year Two Thousand and Fifteen
Ordained by the Hammer after seceding from his own team and
allowing a routine single to become a grand slam

Pope Wildcat I
Coronated on the Twelfth of November the Year Two Thousand and Sixteen
Chosen by the Beer Gods, ordained by the Rocket

Beer Pope Wildcat I enjoying his new title

Pope Rooster III
Coronated on the Second of June the Year Two Thousand and Eighteen
Ordained by The Coach after loosing his bat between swings
due to lack of wherewithal brought on by excessive drinking

Pope Rooster III about to swing wildly.

Pope Master I
Coronated on the Ninteeth of January the Year Two Thousand and Ninteen
Ordained by The Rocket after gaining the ability to alternate between double and single vision
whilst heavily intoxicated

The Master later performed multiple miracles in the bushes…

Pope Elsynor I
Coronated on the Thirty-first of August the Year Two Thousand and Ninteen
Ordained by Hammer for the miracle of an in-game digestive
evacuation following a post strike out beer chug

Elsynor broke the glass bottle in becoming the first female Beer Pope.

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