Breaking News: New Beerpope Coronated at The Ranch


For the first time in over one and a half years a new Beerpope has been coronated!

During the late innings of a recent contest at The Ranch, Chris “The Rooster”/”The Dragon” succumbed to the sense dulling effects of alcohol after drinking plentifully throughout the game. His foolishingness, absurdity, and generally lack of wherewithal; including losing his bat between wild and flailing swings, earned him the title Pope Rooster III.

As his first miracle, Pope Rooster III proceeded to strike out in ridiculous and aloof fashion. Behold!

“The Dragon” had been on a roll having a great game at the plate until “The Rooster” showed it’s head.

Pope Rooster III succeeds Pope Wildcat I, who’s eighteen month reign was the longer since the original beerpope, Pope Eric. Pope Rooster III is the first new Beerpope of Season 5, and the first pope to be coronated at The Ranch since Pope Eric.

Pope Wildcat I will be remembered as a fair, just, and surprisingly sober ruler.

More information will follow on the events of June’s game at The Ranch, but for now we ask all players, and all members of the Buckos Nation to give proper respects to your new leader.

Author: Commissioners Office

The Office of the Commissioners of Tapey Beercone.

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