And lo, upon the fourth of May, as the sun began its ascent beyond the horizon, the heavens did darken and clouds of wrath did gather in the firmament above. Thunder roared like the voice of an angry deity, shaking the very earth beneath the feet of the faithful participants who had gathered for the 2024 Tapey Beercone Open. Lightning, like the fiery swords of archangels, rent the sky asunder, illuminating the ballfield with divine fury.
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News and Announcements from the Sport of Tapey Beercone.
Tapey Beercone Co-Commissioners Unveil Buck-Coin Crypto Currency to Fund League Expansion
In a spirited April Fools Day news conference held today at The Ranch, the Co-Commissioners of Tapey Beercone, Kelly “The Coach” and Eric “The Hammer”, revealed their innovative plan to propel the beloved Sport to new heights. Standing amidst the rustic charm of Gordon Field, where Tapey Beercone was born, the dynamic duo announced the creation of “Buck-Coin” – a cryptocurrency aimed at financing the expansion of the Tapey Beercone Buckos League.
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The 2024 TBC Open Game is 2 Months Away
NOTICE: DUE TO WEATHER, the 8th Annual TBC Open has been POSTPONED and will now be held on Saturday, May 11th.
The 8th Annual Tapey Beercone Open will be held at Trailerville Acres on Saturday, May 11th.
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The 2023 TBC Open Game Moves to April – Just 4 Weeks Away
Why wait til May? The 7th Annual Tapey Beercone Open will be held at Trailerville Acres on Saturday, April 29th.
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Tapey Beercone Mobilizes the Beercone Blizzard Busters
In a stunning turn of events, a series of major winter storms have forced the suspension of the Tapey Beercone (TBC) season. The series of blizzards that swept through the Northern California coast over the past few months left beercone fields and beercomplexes buried under several feet of snow, downed thousand of trees and powerlines closing roads and highways, and made mountain passes inaccessible making it impossible to play any Tapey Beercone games.
This lead to the indefinite suspension of the Beerpope Day Tapey Beercone series and has led to speculation that the remainder of Season 7 of Tapey Beercone could be cancelled.
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The 2022 TBC Open Game is Just Four Weeks Away
Mark your calendars! The 6th Annual Tapey Beercone Open will be held at Trailerville Acres on Saturday, May 7th.
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Breaking: Secrets Revealed on How Tapey Beercone Ended MLB’s Lockout
On the eve of Major League Baseball’s Open Day, following a lengthy Lockout this winter, new revelations have come to light on how the lockout ended. During an April Fools Day news conference held at New Gordon Field, Tapey Beercone Commissions Kelly “The Coach” and Eric “The Hammer” revealed the unprecedented steps they took to assist, and potentially save America’s Pastime.
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Commissioners end LOCKOUT!!
After two frantic weeks of tense negotiations the Office of the Commissioners has reached an agreement with the Office of the Commissioners to begin Season 7 as scheduled on Beerpope Weekend 2022.
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Season 6 Award Nomination: Richard “The Reverend”
Season 6 – Jim Siemens Award of Excellence – Nomination Letter – Richard “The Reverend”
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury,
Allow this letter to serve as a formal nomination of Richard “The Reverend” for the Season 6 Jim Siemens Award of Excellence. “The Reverend” is a truly excellent dude. Some say he breathes excellence like a fish breathes water, and that one of his legs grows slightly longer when he sees an ice cold can of brisk, refreshing Coors Light (The official non sponsor beverage of the ‘Sport of Kings’).
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Season 6 Award Nomination: Jim “The Colonel”
Season 6 – Jim Siemens Award of Excellence – Nomination Letter – Jim “The Colonel”
To The Board of Regents and the Player’s Association at Large,
Allow this letter to serve as my formal nomination of Jim “The Colonel” for the Season 6 Jim Siemens Award of Excellence. Over the course of the season, Jim’s feats on the field, and his contributions to the game off of it, make him a worthy candidate for the Jim Siemens Award.
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