Why wait til May? The 7th Annual Tapey Beercone Open will be held at Trailerville Acres on Saturday, April 29th.
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Category: News
News and Announcements from the Sport of Tapey Beercone.
Tapey Beercone Mobilizes the Beercone Blizzard Busters
In a stunning turn of events, a series of major winter storms have forced the suspension of the Tapey Beercone (TBC) season. The series of blizzards that swept through the Northern California coast over the past few months left beercone fields and beercomplexes buried under several feet of snow, downed thousand of trees and powerlines closing roads and highways, and made mountain passes inaccessible making it impossible to play any Tapey Beercone games.
This lead to the indefinite suspension of the Beerpope Day Tapey Beercone series and has led to speculation that the remainder of Season 7 of Tapey Beercone could be cancelled.
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The 2022 TBC Open Game is Just Four Weeks Away
Mark your calendars! The 6th Annual Tapey Beercone Open will be held at Trailerville Acres on Saturday, May 7th.
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Breaking: Secrets Revealed on How Tapey Beercone Ended MLB’s Lockout
On the eve of Major League Baseball’s Open Day, following a lengthy Lockout this winter, new revelations have come to light on how the lockout ended. During an April Fools Day news conference held at New Gordon Field, Tapey Beercone Commissions Kelly “The Coach” and Eric “The Hammer” revealed the unprecedented steps they took to assist, and potentially save America’s Pastime.
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Commissioners end LOCKOUT!!
After two frantic weeks of tense negotiations the Office of the Commissioners has reached an agreement with the Office of the Commissioners to begin Season 7 as scheduled on Beerpope Weekend 2022.
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Season 6 Award Nomination: Richard “The Reverend”
Season 6 – Jim Siemens Award of Excellence – Nomination Letter – Richard “The Reverend”
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury,
Allow this letter to serve as a formal nomination of Richard “The Reverend” for the Season 6 Jim Siemens Award of Excellence. “The Reverend” is a truly excellent dude. Some say he breathes excellence like a fish breathes water, and that one of his legs grows slightly longer when he sees an ice cold can of brisk, refreshing Coors Light (The official non sponsor beverage of the ‘Sport of Kings’).
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Season 6 Award Nomination: Jim “The Colonel”
Season 6 – Jim Siemens Award of Excellence – Nomination Letter – Jim “The Colonel”
To The Board of Regents and the Player’s Association at Large,
Allow this letter to serve as my formal nomination of Jim “The Colonel” for the Season 6 Jim Siemens Award of Excellence. Over the course of the season, Jim’s feats on the field, and his contributions to the game off of it, make him a worthy candidate for the Jim Siemens Award.
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Requesting Nominations for the Season 6 Jim Siemens Award of Excellence
Season 6 has drawn to a close, and as we await the ending of the current LOCKOUT!!!, and the beginning of the next season, now is the time to nominate players for the Season 6 Jim Siemens Award of Excellence.
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LOCKOUT!!
To our Players:
Firstly, we want to thank you for your continued support of the Game of Kings. As we began to emerge from one of the drunkest periods in our history, our fields are filled with cans; the games were filled with excitement; and tens of people felt the joys of watching Tapey Beercone first hand.
That is why we are so disappointed about the situation in which our game finds itself today. Despite the Office of the Commissioners best effort to make a deal betwixt itself, we were unable to extend our 13 year-long history of organizational unity and come to an agreement before the current Commissioner’s Bargaining Agreement (CBA) expired. Therefore, we have been forced to commence a LOCKOUT of Tapey Beercone, effective at 12:01am PDT on January 1st, 2022.
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News: Date Set for 2021 TBC Open Game
Mark your calendars! The 5th Annual Tapey Beercone Open will be held at Trailerville Acres on Saturday, May 8th.
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