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News and Announcements from the Sport of Tapey Beercone.

2024 Tapey Beercone Open Postponed until Saturday May 11th Due to Rainout

And lo, upon the fourth of May, as the sun began its ascent beyond the horizon, the heavens did darken and clouds of wrath did gather in the firmament above. Thunder roared like the voice of an angry deity, shaking the very earth beneath the feet of the faithful participants who had gathered for the 2024 Tapey Beercone Open. Lightning, like the fiery swords of archangels, rent the sky asunder, illuminating the ballfield with divine fury.
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Tapey Beercone Co-Commissioners Unveil Buck-Coin Crypto Currency to Fund League Expansion

In a spirited April Fools Day news conference held today at The Ranch, the Co-Commissioners of Tapey Beercone, Kelly “The Coach” and Eric “The Hammer”, revealed their innovative plan to propel the beloved Sport to new heights. Standing amidst the rustic charm of Gordon Field, where Tapey Beercone was born, the dynamic duo announced the creation of “Buck-Coin” – a cryptocurrency aimed at financing the expansion of the Tapey Beercone Buckos League.
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Tapey Beercone Mobilizes the Beercone Blizzard Busters

In a stunning turn of events, a series of major winter storms have forced the suspension of the Tapey Beercone (TBC) season. The series of blizzards that swept through the Northern California coast over the past few months left beercone fields and beercomplexes buried under several feet of snow, downed thousand of trees and powerlines closing roads and highways, and made mountain passes inaccessible making it impossible to play any Tapey Beercone games.

This lead to the indefinite suspension of the Beerpope Day Tapey Beercone series and has led to speculation that the remainder of Season 7 of Tapey Beercone could be cancelled.
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Breaking: Secrets Revealed on How Tapey Beercone Ended MLB’s Lockout

On the eve of Major League Baseball’s Open Day, following a lengthy Lockout this winter, new revelations have come to light on how the lockout ended. During an April Fools Day news conference held at New Gordon Field, Tapey Beercone Commissions Kelly “The Coach” and Eric “The Hammer” revealed the unprecedented steps they took to assist, and potentially save America’s Pastime.
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Season 6 Award Nomination: Richard “The Reverend”

Season 6 – Jim Siemens Award of Excellence – Nomination Letter – Richard “The Reverend”

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury,

Allow this letter to serve as a formal nomination of Richard “The Reverend” for the Season 6 Jim Siemens Award of Excellence. “The Reverend” is a truly excellent dude. Some say he breathes excellence like a fish breathes water, and that one of his legs grows slightly longer when he sees an ice cold can of brisk, refreshing Coors Light (The official non sponsor beverage of the ‘Sport of Kings’).
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Season 6 Award Nomination: Jim “The Colonel”

Season 6 – Jim Siemens Award of Excellence – Nomination Letter – Jim “The Colonel”

To The Board of Regents and the Player’s Association at Large,

Allow this letter to serve as my formal nomination of Jim “The Colonel” for the Season 6 Jim Siemens Award of Excellence. Over the course of the season, Jim’s feats on the field, and his contributions to the game off of it, make him a worthy candidate for the Jim Siemens Award.
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