BREAKING NEWS!! – New Beerpope Coronated – Pope Colonel I

At a New Year’s Eve bash at Lotus Park, Jim “The Colonel” was coronated Beerpope Colonel I. Jim drank heavily all game and entered the sixth and last inning within striking distance of the all time record for beers consumed in a game. Yet even in this state of extreme inebriation, Jim made a miraculous fielding play in the top of the last inning to keep the game within reach.

Witness the magic for yourself!

Jim adds his name to the Annals of the Beer Papacy as just the third non-Regent Beerpope. His coronation ends the Papacy of Pope Elsinore I. Cheers!

Author: Commissioners Office

The Office of the Commissioners of Tapey Beercone.

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