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Breaking: Secrets Revealed on How Tapey Beercone Ended MLB’s Lockout

On the eve of Major League Baseball’s Open Day, following a lengthy Lockout this winter, new revelations have come to light on how the lockout ended. During an April Fools Day news conference held at New Gordon Field, Tapey Beercone Commissions Kelly “The Coach” and Eric “The Hammer” revealed the unprecedented steps they took to assist, and potentially save America’s Pastime.
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Season 6 Award Nomination: Richard “The Reverend”

Season 6 – Jim Siemens Award of Excellence – Nomination Letter – Richard “The Reverend”

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury,

Allow this letter to serve as a formal nomination of Richard “The Reverend” for the Season 6 Jim Siemens Award of Excellence. “The Reverend” is a truly excellent dude. Some say he breathes excellence like a fish breathes water, and that one of his legs grows slightly longer when he sees an ice cold can of brisk, refreshing Coors Light (The official non sponsor beverage of the ‘Sport of Kings’).
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Season 6 Award Nomination: Jim “The Colonel”

Season 6 – Jim Siemens Award of Excellence – Nomination Letter – Jim “The Colonel”

To The Board of Regents and the Player’s Association at Large,

Allow this letter to serve as my formal nomination of Jim “The Colonel” for the Season 6 Jim Siemens Award of Excellence. Over the course of the season, Jim’s feats on the field, and his contributions to the game off of it, make him a worthy candidate for the Jim Siemens Award.
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Requesting Nominations for the Season 6 Jim Siemens Award of Excellence

Season 6 has drawn to a close, and as we await the ending of the current LOCKOUT!!!, and the beginning of the next season, now is the time to nominate players for the Season 6 Jim Siemens Award of Excellence.
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LOCKOUT!!

To our Players:

Firstly, we want to thank you for your continued support of the Game of Kings. As we began to emerge from one of the drunkest periods in our history, our fields are filled with cans; the games were filled with excitement; and tens of people felt the joys of watching Tapey Beercone first hand.

That is why we are so disappointed about the situation in which our game finds itself today. Despite the Office of the Commissioners best effort to make a deal betwixt itself, we were unable to extend our 13 year-long history of organizational unity and come to an agreement before the current Commissioner’s Bargaining Agreement (CBA) expired. Therefore, we have been forced to commence a LOCKOUT of Tapey Beercone, effective at 12:01am PDT on January 1st, 2022.
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