Boxing Day Roto Update

As the year, and therefore this epic season, draws to a close, it’s time for one last update to the CCC TBC Rotisserie League:

Amazingly we have a tie at the top! The Folksie Wisdom have evened the score and are now deadlocked with The Cheeseless Cheeseburgers for the top spot.

Here’s folksie wisdom:
Never turn down free soft serve;
Avoid STD’s

The Wisdom have a slight edge in the offensive categories thanks to acing all three counting stat categories. Both teams score equal points in the defensive categories, making it the bonus categories where The Cheeseless Cheeseburgers draw even. The Wisdom are the only team lacking a Beerpope coronation this season, and they are also plagued as the only team to commit a testicle foul this season, that being “The Student’s” brutal assault of his father at Anarchy Canyon.

Beyond the two leading contenders The Dragon Riders sit in third and stand an outside chance at an upset should “The Dragon” or “The Master” lead a late charge to end the season. Bringing up the rear is still Pope Rooster’s Cocks who seam likeliest to earn the #1 seed for next season.

While additional games are scheduled before the season is out, with harsh weather in the forecast it’s anyone’s guess how much more play we will have. This is a contest that is likely to come down to the last pitch of the season!

May the best rotisserie team win!

Author: Commissioners Office

The Office of the Commissioners of Tapey Beercone.

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