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There is No Such Thing as an “Average” Tapey Beercone Batter: How the uniqueness of the Tapey Beercone player base means no one is average.
Tapey Beercone has been chugging along for nearly 10 years now, and for the majority of that time detailed statistics have been kept on the games that have been played and the players that have played in them. In total, over two thousand individual plate appearances have been logged, and from those a clear and stable image has been deduced as to what average batting looks like in the sport of Tapey Beercone.
- An Average Batter:
- Has a batting average just north of .600.
- Reaches base safely about two-thirds of the time
- Slugs somewhere just south of .800.
- Drinks at a rate of about seven beers per six inning game.
There’s only one problem: There isn’t a player in the annals of Tapey Beercone that fits this description.
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